Farm Jam 2017

All profits go to the Chatham County Foster Children's Fund.
We've sent a total of more than +$32,000 to the kids in the history of FJ.
(stopped counting a few years ago, I just don' wanna do that math)
Thanks for your contributions!

37th Annual

Brought to you by the

Chatham County Cowboys

READ AND TAKE HEED!!!


NO PETS PLEASE!!!

NO WHEELED CAMPERS, MOTORHOMES,  OR ATV'S PLEASE,
THERE IS NO ROOM FOR SUCH!

PARKING AT A PREMIUM, CARPOOL WITH FRIENDS IF POSSIBLE

We're/I  am NOT responsible for ANYTHING you do or don't do, or anything mother
nature or any other natural or artificial entity or artifact does or doesn't do, to you or yours
IN ROUTE TO, AT, DURING, or LEAVING, or in route FROM this event,
up to and including you arriving home or wherever, including in your bed!

I/we are not responsible for ANYTHING!

In other words, your accidents or mishaps, are YOUR responsibility, nobody else's!

NO PETS PLEASE, all pets will be appropriately marinated and served for dinner.
THIS MEANS YOURS!
(actually, NO animals other than those on the menu will
be served at this meal, as YOURS will not be there.)



Band Schedule To Be Updated When I Darn Well Feel Like it!

September 8th-10th


Farm Jam MySpace Page


 

(Bring your umbrella/rain gear, just in case)


FEATURING:

 


 

WITH SPECIAL GUESTS
 
 


FJ 2017 Bands (Tentative)
Eclipse
Black Market Special
Lucille
Shoot To Thrill
Everthus   
Lactos Quervo
Bubba Joe and the Bruisers
Your Mamas New Boyfriend

Breathe Deep



FJ 2016 Bands

LAST YEARS BANDS!!!

(Relatively firm schedule, all times MST! ("Musician Standard Time")
Subject to change, times are tentative and could perhaps change due to weather,
individual band's issues, acts of a higher power, or Steve's/Bill Parks' whims!)

Not this is last year's schedule, will be updated ASAP
(lots of bands from last year will play this year)!





 

Friday   Stage A
 
Start
Finish
X
X
 
Friday  Stage B
START
finish
1

Why the Hell KNot
7:00
7:45
X
2
Hyper Vyper
7:45
8:30
3

The Dapper Conspiracy
8:30
9:15
X
4
Bubba Joe and the Bruisers
9:15
10:00
5

Breaking The Law
10;00
10:45
X
6
Deth Cadence
10:45
11:30
7

The Damnedest Thing
11:30
12:15
X
8

12:15
1:00
 

 
 
 
X
 
 
 
 
 

Saturday   Stage A
 
Start
Finish
X
X
 
Saturday  Stage B
Start
Finish
1

Otis Campbell Band
12:15
1:00
X 2
Tammy Gun 1:00
1:45
3

The ZuZu Welsch Band
1:45
2:30
X
4
Swag
2:30
3:15
5

Rubber Gypsy
3:15
4:00
X
6
TBA
4:00
4:45
7

Black Market Special
4:45
5:30
X
8
The Chris Lee Band
5:30
6:15
9

Shoot to Thrill
6:15
7:00
X
10
SCROTUS
7:00
8:00
11

Waiting on Someday
8:00
8:45
X
12
ECLIPSE
8:45
9:45
13

The Voxie Experience(?)
9:45
10:30
X
14
EverThus
10:30
11:15
15

Your Mama's New Boyfriend
11:15
12:00
X
16
Lactose Quervo
12:00
12:45
17

 
 
 
X
18
 
 
 











                           Steve Hill (Voxxie) is doing Mains on Stage A  and B                                                                                                           Trey of Metal-Ward mixing stage B






Note: weather might be lower than the 60's during the nights, so bring warm clothes for later in evenings!

Gulf Directions

TEXT DIRECTIONS



Farm Jam Flier

Farm Jam 2017 Flier (to be updated soon!) 
PLEASE DO NOT POST IN BARS, AS THIS IS A PRIVATE PARTY
(click above link to view in browser, or hover over and right mouse click and select "Save target as" to save the Word document)


 
 
 
 

DID NOT APPEAR AT FARM JAM 2016

LEE HARVEY and the OSWALDS

 
 
 
 
 

This site last updated 08/30/2016
By shayden@misterhayden.com





 

Camping suggestions for Virgin Campers:

Remember, you will be in "the country", so you best be prepared for such. You need:

Bug Spray,
Bug Spray,
Raincoat/rain gear,
Tent,
Ice,
snacks/munchies/samwiches/etc. for when you're revenous,
Sleeping bag/covers,
Air mattress (candyazz!),
Flashlights/batteries,
Umbrella,
Libations (cooler full of crap and LOTS of ICE)
Folding/lawn chairs,
Perhaps a change of clothes (or 6),
Dragon repellant,
Drunk repellant,
Ice,

Bug spray,
Poetry to read when bored,
Fishing pole/tackle,
Frisby,
Tikki torches (set my property on fire, win a hemp "neckless"!),
Snacks/munchies,
Deck of cards,
Sun block,
Ice,

Bug spray,
Wash rag/Towels/toiletries,
Lip balm,
Kondumz,
A hat,
Ice,