Farm Jam 2023

NOTE: FOR THE RECORD, THIS IS A PRIVATE PARTY

All profits go to the Chatham County Foster Children's Fund.
We've sent a total of more than +$50,000 to the kids in the history of FJ.
(stopped counting a few years ago, I just don't wanna do that math)
Thanks for your contributions!

You are encouraged to get vaccinated!

43rd Annual


September 8th-10th



Details:
Chili cookoff on Friday night - you're welcome to bring your creation(s) and compete.
Dinner served on Saturday night -  would be delighted if you'd bring a covered dish.

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Brought to you by the

Chatham County Cowboys

READ AND TAKE HEED!!!


NO PETS PLEASE!!!

NO WHEELED CAMPERS, MOTORHOMES,  OR ATV'S PLEASE,
THERE IS NO ROOM FOR SUCH!

PARKING AT A PREMIUM, CARPOOL WITH FRIENDS IF POSSIBLE

Parking in Chicken Farm Lot across the road from FJ site

We're/I  am NOT responsible for ANYTHING you do or don't do, or anything mother
nature or any other natural or artificial entity or artifact does or doesn't do, to you or yours
IN ROUTE TO, AT, DURING, or LEAVING, or in route FROM this event,
up to and including you arriving at home or wherever, including in your bed!

I/we are not responsible for ANYTHING!

In other words, your accidents or mishaps, are YOUR responsibility, nobody else's!

NO PETS PLEASE, all pets will be appropriately marinated and served for dinner.
THIS MEANS YOURS!
(actually, NO animals other than those on the menu will
be served at this meal, as YOURS will not be there.)



Band Schedule To Be Updated When I Darn Well Feel Like it!

Tentative


September 8th-10th




 

(Bring your umbrella/rain gear, just in case)



 

WITH SPECIAL GUESTS
 
 



FJ 2023 Bands Scheduled To Play

(Perhaps not in this order)

(TIMES SUBJECT/GUARANTEED TO CHANGE!!!)

Friday September 8th

7:00pm - Black Rose
8:00pm - Half Drunk & Hollow Eyed
9:00pm - Roar The Engines
10:00pm - Goodbye Halo
11:00pm - Automag



Saturday September 9th

12:00pm - Takin Names
1:00pm - SWAG
2:00pm - The Quantum Mechanics
3:00pm - Money Shot
4:00pm - Gray Rock Transit
5:00pm - Machine Gun Earl
6:00pm - Highway 42 Band - Bluegrass
7:00pm - Bloody Sabbath
8:00pm - Why The Hell Knot
9:00pm - Thirteen Lies
10:00pm - Wafer Thin





Make no mistake, this is LIKELY the order in which you will see these bands,
it is in no way a reflection of their musical/creative prowess, standing in the community,
or any other striation you can conjure up)






Note: weather might be lower than the 60's during the nights, so bring warm clothes for later in evenings!

Gulf Directions

TEXT DIRECTIONS




PLEASE DO NOT POST IN BARS, AS THIS IS A PRIVATE PARTY
 

 
 
 

DID NOT APPEAR AT FARM JAM 2022

LEE HARVEY and the OSWALDS

 
 
 
 
 

This site last updated 03/14/2023
By shayden@misterhayden.com





 

Camping suggestions for Virgin Campers:

Remember, you will be in "the country", so you best be prepared for such. You need:

Flashlights!!!
Bug Spray,

Bug Spray,
Raincoat/rain gear,
Tent,
Ice,
snacks/munchies/samwiches/etc. for when you're revenous,
Sleeping bag/covers,
Air mattress (candyazz!),
Flashlights/batteries,
Umbrella,
Flashlights
Bug Spray
Libations (cooler full of crap and LOTS of ICE)
Folding/lawn chairs,
Perhaps a change of clothes (or 6),
Dragon repellant,
Drunk repellant,
Ice,

Bug spray,
Conundrums
Poetry to read when bored,
Fishing pole/tackle,
Frisby,
Tikki torches (set my property on fire, win a hemp "neckless"!),
Snacks/munchies,
Deck of cards,
Sun block,
Conunguitars,
 Ice,

Bug spray,
Wash rag/Towels/toiletries,
Lip balm,
Kondumz,
A hat,
Conunpianos,
Ice,
Flashlights
Conunglockenspeils,