Farm Jam 2025

NOTE: FOR THE RECORD, THIS IS A PRIVATE PARTY

All profits go to the Chatham County Foster Children's Fund.
We've sent a total of more than +$70,000 to the kids in the history of FJ.
(stopped counting a few years ago, I just don't wanna do that math)
Thanks for your contributions!

You are encouraged to get vaccinated!

45th Annual


September 12th-14th



Details:
Chili cookoff on Friday night - you're welcome to bring your creation(s) and compete.
Dinner served on Saturday night -  would be delighted if you'd bring a covered dish.

 Farm Jam 2025 Shirt
          Front

Brought to you by the

Chatham County Cowboys

READ AND TAKE HEED!!!


NO PETS PLEASE!!!

NO WHEELED CAMPERS, MOTORHOMES,  OR ATV'S PLEASE,
THERE IS NO ROOM FOR SUCH!

PARKING AT A PREMIUM, CARPOOL WITH FRIENDS IF POSSIBLE

Parking in Chicken Farm Lot across the road from FJ site

We're/I  am NOT responsible for ANYTHING you do or don't do, or anything mother
nature or any other natural or artificial entity or artifact does or doesn't do, to you or yours
IN ROUTE TO, AT, DURING, or LEAVING, or in route FROM this event,
up to and including you arriving at home or wherever, including in your bed!

I/we are not responsible for ANYTHING!

In other words, your accidents or mishaps, are YOUR responsibility, nobody else's!

NO PETS PLEASE, all pets will be appropriately marinated and served for dinner.
THIS MEANS YOURS!
(actually, NO animals other than those on the menu will
be served at this meal, as YOURS will not be there.)



Location:

2350 Alton King Road
Goldston, NC

 

Text Directions



 

(Bring your umbrella/rain gear, just in case)



 


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FJ 2025 Bands Scheduled To Play

(TIMES SUBJECT/GUARANTEED TO CHANGE!!!)

Farm Jam 2025 Bands (as of 05/01/2025)


(Tentative/Perhaps in order of appearance!!!)


FRIDAY - Sept 12th

7:00 -Trash Wizard
8:00 - Machine Gun Earl
9:00 - Why The Hell Knot
10:00 - Burnout Band
11:00 - Lioner


SATURDAY - Sept 13th

12:00 - Highway 42 Band
1:00 - Back Alley Katts
2:00 - Otis Campbell Band

3:00 - Dont Ask Amy
 4:00 - Takinnames
5:00 - Quantum Mechanics

 
6:00 - SWAG
7:00 - YEA(H)
8:00 - Half Drunk & Hollow Eyed
9:00 - Goodbye Halo
10:00 - 13 Lies
11:00 - Money Shot
12:00 - Spent Cells
1:00 - Hobolecturals






Make no mistake, this is UNLIKELY the order in which you will see these bands,
it is in no way a reflection of their musical/creative prowess, standing in the community,
or any other striation you can conjure up)






Note: weather might be lower than the 60's during the nights, so bring warm clothes for later in evenings!

Gulf Directions



PLEASE DO NOT POST IN BARS, AS THIS IS A PRIVATE PARTY
 

 
 
 

DID NOT APPEAR AT FARM JAM 2022

LEE HARVEY and the OSWALDS

 
 
 
 
 

This site last updated 07/07/2025
By shayden@misterhayden.com





 

Camping suggestions for Virgin Campers:

Remember, you will be in "the country", so you best be prepared for such. You need:

Flashlights!!!
Bug Spray,

Bug Spray,
Raincoat/rain gear,
Tent,
Ice,
snacks/munchies/samwiches/etc. for when you're revenous,
Sleeping bag/covers,
Air mattress (candyazz!),
Flashlights/batteries,
Umbrella,
Flashlights
Bug Spray
Libations (cooler full of crap and LOTS of ICE)
Folding/lawn chairs,
Perhaps a change of clothes (or 6),
Dragon repellant,
Drunk repellant,
Ice,

Bug spray,
Conundrums
Poetry to read when bored,
Fishing pole/tackle,
Frisby,
Tikki torches (set my property on fire, win a hemp "neckless"!),
Snacks/munchies,
Deck of cards,
Sun block,
Conunguitars,
 Ice,

Bug spray,
Wash rag/Towels/toiletries,
Lip balm,
Kondumz,
A hat,
Conunpianos,
Ice,
Flashlights
Conunglockenspeils,