Farm Jam 2026

This web page contains details of the Annual Farm Jam,
an (obviously) yearly event held to celebrate life,
energize and enhance our spirit(s), enjoy our old and new friends,
enjoy lotsa diverse music, and prepare us for the upcoming year.

All profits from donations or shirt sales, etc. go to the
Chatham County Foster Children's Fund.

To date, we've sent a total of more than ~$100,000 to the kids in the history of FJ.
(stopped counting a few years ago, I just don't wanna do that math).

Thanks for your attendance, contributions, and efforts!


NOTE: FOR THE RECORD, THIS IS A PRIVATE PARTY,
IF YOU HAVE RECEIVED AN INVITE, ELECTRONICALLY OR VERBALLY,
HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE!

Only ner-do-wells WILL BE REJECTED.


 "Turn it up and take the knobs off!!!"


You are encouraged to get vaccinated!

46th Annual


September 18th-20th



Details:
Chili cookoff on Friday night -
you're welcome to bring your creation(s) and compete.
Dinner served on Saturday night -
we'd be delighted if you'd bring a covered dish.


(Last year's shirt design)

 Farm Jam 2025 Shirt Front 

Brought to you by the

Chatham County Cowboys

READ AND TAKE HEED!!!


NO PETS PLEASE!!!

NO WHEELED CAMPERS, MOTORHOMES,  OR ATV'S PLEASE,
THERE IS NO ROOM FOR SUCH!

PARKING AT A PREMIUM, CARPOOL WITH FRIENDS IF POSSIBLE

Parking in Chicken Farm Lot across the road from FJ site

We're/I  am NOT responsible for ANYTHING you do or don't do, or anything mother nature or any other natural or artificial entity or artifact does or doesn't do (AI's included), to you or yours IN ROUTE TO, AT, DURING, or LEAVING, or in route FROM this event,
up to and including you arriving at home or wherever, including in your bed!

I/we are not responsible for ANYTHING!

In other words, your accidents or mishaps, are YOUR responsibility, nobody else's!

NO PETS PLEASE, all pets will be appropriately marinated and served for dinner.
THIS MEANS YOURS!
(actually, NO animals other than those on the menu will
be served at this meal, as YOURS will not be there.)



Location:

2350 Alton King Road
Goldston, NC

 

Text Directions



  

    

(Bring your umbrella/rain gear, just in case)



 


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FJ 2026 Bands Scheduled To Play

(TIMES SUBJECT/GUARANTEED TO CHANGE!!!)

Farm Jam 2026 Bands (as of 04/12/2026)


(Tentative/Perhaps NOT in order of appearance!!!)


Money Shot
Why The Hell Knot
YEA(H)
Quantum Mechanics
Everthus
Trash Wizards
Burnout Band
Permanent Vacation
TWD
Hobolecturals

 


Make no mistake, this is UNLIKELY the order in which you will see these bands,
it is in no way a reflection of their musical/creative prowess,
standing in the community,
or any other striation you can conjure up)






Note: weather might be lower than the 60's during the nights, so bring warm clothes for later in evenings!

Gulf Directions



PLEASE DO NOT POST IN BARS, AS THIS IS A PRIVATE PARTY
 

 
 
 

 DID NOT APPEAR AT FARM JAM 2025

 LEE HARVEY and the OSWALDS

 
 
 
 
 

This site last updated 04/09/2026
By shayden@misterhayden.com





 

Camping suggestions for Virgin Campers:

Remember, you will be in "the country", so you best be prepared for such. You need:

Flashlights!!!
Bug Spray,

Bug Spray,
Raincoat/rain gear,
Tent,
Ice,
snacks/munchies/samwiches/etc. for when you're revenous,
Sleeping bag/covers,
Air mattress (candyazz!),
Flashlights/batteries,
Umbrella,
Flashlights
Bug Spray
Libations (cooler full of crap and LOTS of ICE)
Folding/lawn chairs,
Perhaps a change of clothes (or 6),
Dragon repellant,
Drunk repellant,
Ice,

Bug spray,
Conundrums
Poetry to read when bored,
Fishing pole/tackle,
Frisby,
Tikki torches (set my property on fire, win a hemp "neckless"!),
Snacks/munchies,
Deck of cards,
Sun block,
Conunguitars,
 Ice,

Bug spray,
Wash rag/Towels/toiletries,
Lip balm,
Kondumz,
A hat,
Conunpianos,
Ice,
Flashlights
Conunglockenspeils,