Farm Jam 2019

NOTE: FOR THE RECORD, THIS IS A PRIVATE PARTY

All profits go to the Chatham County Foster Children's Fund.
We've sent a total of more than +$38,000 to the kids in the history of FJ.
(stopped counting a few years ago, I just don't wanna do that math)
Thanks for your contributions!



39th Annual

Details:
Chili cookoff on Friday night - you're welcome to bring your creation(s) and compete.
Dinner served on Saturday night -  would be delighted if you'd bring a covered dish.

Brought to you by the

Chatham County Cowboys

READ AND TAKE HEED!!!


NO PETS PLEASE!!!

NO WHEELED CAMPERS, MOTORHOMES,  OR ATV'S PLEASE,
THERE IS NO ROOM FOR SUCH!

PARKING AT A PREMIUM, CARPOOL WITH FRIENDS IF POSSIBLE

Parking in Chicken Farm Lot across the road from FJ site

We're/I  am NOT responsible for ANYTHING you do or don't do, or anything mother
nature or any other natural or artificial entity or artifact does or doesn't do, to you or yours
IN ROUTE TO, AT, DURING, or LEAVING, or in route FROM this event,
up to and including you arriving at home or wherever, including in your bed!

I/we are not responsible for ANYTHING!

In other words, your accidents or mishaps, are YOUR responsibility, nobody else's!

NO PETS PLEASE, all pets will be appropriately marinated and served for dinner.
THIS MEANS YOURS!
(actually, NO animals other than those on the menu will
be served at this meal, as YOURS will not be there.)



Band Schedule To Be Updated When I Darn Well Feel Like it!

September 6th-8th




 

(Bring your umbrella/rain gear, just in case)


FEATURING:

 

 
 

WITH SPECIAL GUESTS
 
 



FJ 2019 Bands Scheduled To Play
(TIMES SUBJECT/GUARANTEED TO CHANGE!!!)

TO BE UPDATED ASAP!!!
(K, to be updated as soon as I get over this latest lazy spell that has me by the...)

But make no mistake, this is NOT the order in which you will see these bands,
nor is it in any way a reflection of musical/creative prowess, standing in the community,
or any other striation you can conjure up)

Friday, Sept 6

6:00pm - Black Horse Run
6:45pm - OPEN SLOT
7:30pm - Danny Cowan Band
8:15pm - DethCadence
9:00pm - Bloody Sabbath
9:45pm - Shoot To Thrill
10:50pm - Dragonfly


Saturday, Sept 7

12:00pm - Bubba Joe & The Bruisers
12:50pm - Takin Names
1:40pm - SWAG
2:30pm - Vertigo
3:20pm - Unicorn King and the Supernatural
4:10pm - Why The Hell Knot
5:00pm - The Rousters
5:50pm - Machinegun Earl
6:40pm - Everthus
7:30pm - Skavinjir
8:20pm - The Origin
9:25pm - Bone Shelter
10:10pm - Lactose Querevo
11:00pm - Social Lubricant











Note: weather might be lower than the 60's during the nights, so bring warm clothes for later in evenings!

Gulf Directions

TEXT DIRECTIONS



Farm Jam Flier

Farm Jam 2018 Flier (to be updated soon!?!) 
PLEASE DO NOT POST IN BARS, AS THIS IS A PRIVATE PARTY
(click above link to view in browser, or hover over and right mouse click and select "Save target as" to save the Word document)


 
 
 
 

DID NOT APPEAR AT FARM JAM 2018

LEE HARVEY and the OSWALDS

 
 
 
 
 

This site last updated 07/21/2019
By shayden@misterhayden.com





 

Camping suggestions for Virgin Campers:

Remember, you will be in "the country", so you best be prepared for such. You need:

Flashlights!!!
Bug Spray,

Bug Spray,
Raincoat/rain gear,
Tent,
Ice,
snacks/munchies/samwiches/etc. for when you're revenous,
Sleeping bag/covers,
Air mattress (candyazz!),
Flashlights/batteries,
Umbrella,
Flashlights
Bug Spray
Libations (cooler full of crap and LOTS of ICE)
Folding/lawn chairs,
Perhaps a change of clothes (or 6),
Dragon repellant,
Drunk repellant,
Ice,

Bug spray,
Poetry to read when bored,
Fishing pole/tackle,
Frisby,
Tikki torches (set my property on fire, win a hemp "neckless"!),
Snacks/munchies,
Deck of cards,
Sun block,
Ice,

Bug spray,
Wash rag/Towels/toiletries,
Lip balm,
Kondumz,
A hat,
Ice,
Flashlights,